In the course of one weekend I have acquired both a Bluetooth headset and a Twitter account. The former because I had to get a new phone, and it was thrown in for free (and it is, after all, illegal and a bad idea to hold a phone while driving). The latter because I had been putting it off for what feels like years, and my new phone makes sending texts much more pleasant.
I promise not to be too big a jerk with this technology. I will go further, and promise to get plenty of fresh and air and exercise, technology free.